Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Microterrorist Strikes when no one is looking

Yesterday, I was gone quite a bit of the day.
Presumably Jack's father was watching him.
And while Scott might say that, in fact, he WAS watching his son----let's just say that there was a definite lack of consistency in the babysitting. :(


Last night when I went to my suitcase to get my pajamas out, I noticed white string on one of my pants.  I started pulling at the white string and as I pulled and KEPT pulling and KEPT pulling....I realized that Jack had taken EVERY SINGLE INCH of dental floss IN THE HOUSE and had spread it all over my suit case....wrapping it around each piece of clothing and then wrapping it around the outside of my suit case.
Awesome.
Now my clothes can have that fresh minty smell. :/


But THAT'S not all the creative microterrorist did while his father was neglecting...I mean NOT watching him ;-)


This morning at an unnatural hour the alarm went off in the bedroom that Scott and I are sleeping in.  We did NOT set the alarm.  But you can guess who did.
He also set the alarm in MY PARENT'S ROOM and my DAUGHTERS' room.
They all went off at times when no human being should be awake.  EVER.


Then he took the phone off the hook in a random/rarely occupied room of the house.....excellent.


Good thing none of us needed to call an ambulance for a sudden heart attack AFTER being rudely awoken by a random alarm set at an unGodly hour.


I'm sure that Jack had a lot of fun doing all of these activities.


I could have shot my husband for not watching his son more carefully----but then that would leave me to raise these 3 children on my own.
And I'm not willing to do that.  Yet.
:-)


God bless,
Eliza

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